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</description><title>Scraps</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @whitneyturner)</generator><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Info for J&amp;K+8 fans...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com"&gt;Info for J&amp;K+8 fans...&lt;/a&gt;: (Note: Not a fan site.)</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411808</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411808</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:25:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For some reason, I can’t help but to stare at this lolcat....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1Lzj62Tbldo5qdwuaCUnMaJb_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For some reason, I can’t help but to stare at this lolcat. (Unfortunately, I don’t think his caption is funny, but it’s something about his face…)</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411559</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411559</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:23:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Legos &amp; Patti Mayonnaise</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1345089824" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=1782590306&amp;playerId=1345089824&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="431" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Legos &amp; Patti Mayonnaise</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411389</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/49411389</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:21:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pains me to watch…</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/07/817378/wofloser.flv&amp;displayheight=325&amp;ggtrackid=ebwcvRdoff&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/07/817378/wofloser.jpg" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Pains me to watch…</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/44265155</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/44265155</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:41:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Princess Chunk (via AJC)</title><description>&lt;img border="0" src="http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/08/05/66/image_7366058.jpg"/&gt;Al Schell / The Camden Courier-Post’Princess Chunk,’ a 44-pound cat found wandering the southern New Jersey community of Voorhees, is actually a male named ‘Powder.’ Recently his owner came forward to admit that she had lost her home and could not keep the 10-year-old cat.</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/44256274</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/44256274</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Pig in Boots" [via Jezebel.com via BBC News]</title><description>&lt;h1&gt;
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&lt;img width="250" src="http://jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/06/PIGGIEYAY061108.jpg" height="188" class="left"/&gt;Behold: something so cute you could not even have conceived of it. British piglet &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/7448006.stm"&gt;Cinders&lt;/a&gt; (named for Cinderella!) is scared of mud — a condition called mysophobia — and wears two &lt;i&gt;teeny tiny little pairs of Paddington Bear wellies&lt;/i&gt; to protect her trotters. Her owners, Yorkshire pig farmers Andrew and Debbie Keeble, say Cinders will be spared from the sausage factory (literally): “She’s more of a pet really now and she’s going to live a very long and happy life,” instead serving as a mascot for the Farm Crisis Network, which supports struggling farmers. We love her. [&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/7448006.stm"&gt;BBC News&lt;/a&gt;]</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/38042482</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/38042482</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:34:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dictionary.com Word of the Day</title><description>&lt;p&gt;harridan \HAIR-uh-din, noun:&lt;br/&gt;A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Harridan&lt;/em&gt; probably comes from French haridelle, “a worn-out horse, a gaunt woman.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36778406</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36778406</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:20:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Scripps Bee has humor.</title><description>Moderator: "Numnah."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
(audience laughter)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Speller: ...NUMBNUT?!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Moderator: No..."numnah. NUM-NAH."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Speller: Ohhhh, NUMNAH! That's a relief.</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36634642</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36634642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 21:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BlogUpgrade</title><description>&lt;strike&gt;PerezHilton.com&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.jezebel.com"&gt;Jezebel.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36276161</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/36276161</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 22:29:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Athens Farmers Market</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.athensfarmersmarket.net/"&gt;Athens Farmers Market&lt;/a&gt;: The tip I got was to go early! Sponsored in part by some of my Athens &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.athensfarmersmarket.net/sponsors"&gt;favorites&lt;/a&gt;…</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35734468</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35734468</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 20:06:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Candy &amp; Squirrel</title><description>On MTV &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1586147&amp;vid=233233"&gt;True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents 2&lt;/a&gt;, Jimmy and Brenda (who are professional clowns) are mom and dad to 15-year-old Candy. Candy is on a date with a boy named Squirrel. Something backwards there?</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35581311</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35581311</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 14:04:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lost parrot gives vet his name and address</title><description>&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;TOKYO, Japan (AP) &lt;/b&gt;— When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught — recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img _extended="true" border="0" width="292" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/21/lost.parrot.ap/art.lost.parrot.ap.jpg" alt="art.lost.parrot.ap.jpg" height="219"/&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Lost in Tokyo, Yosuke the parrot was able to give his name and address to get taken home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img _extended="true" width="4" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/mosaic/base_skins/baseplate/corner_wire_BL.gif" height="4"/&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Police rescued the African grey parrot two weeks ago from a neighbor’s roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. After spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary hospital while police searched for clues, local policeman Shinjiro Uemura said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;He kept mum with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with the vet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;“I’m Mr. Yosuke Nakamura,” the bird told the veterinarian, according to Uemura. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;“We checked the address, and what do you know, a Nakamura family really lived there. So we told them we’ve found Yosuke,” Uemura said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;The Nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;But Yosuke apparently wasn’t keen on opening up to police officials.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;“I tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me,” Uemura said. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;[via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/21/lost.parrot.ap/index.html"&gt;CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35545850</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35545850</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:02:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>CNN Shirts?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?headline=Yearbook%20switches%20kids'%20heads%2C%20bodies&amp;fhash=4f5cf1f7c8bb9d3792cea27d4172223c&amp;date=1211227601000&amp;hash=9e2adb3c3e294793912f5bde361a7977&amp;return_uri=http://www.cnn.com/video/%23/video/us/2008/05/19/altered.yearbook.photos.wfaa"&gt;CNN Shirts?&lt;/a&gt;: I noticed tiny t-shirt emblems next to some of the headlines on the CNN.com homepage. Apparently now they make shirts featuring some of their headlines??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Currently Available:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?headline=Man%20strikes%20oil%20in%20his%20own%20back%20yard&amp;fhash=f6b8b89c9e201d9bc60532cf0759dbf5&amp;date=1211207018000&amp;hash=b1b29d15c193586ed95c1b2a3d40351b&amp;return_uri=http://www.cnn.com/video/%23/video/us/2008/05/19/dnt.in.barras.oil.wish"&gt;Yearbook switches kids’ heads, bodies&lt;br/&gt;Man strikes oil in his own back yard&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35379954</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35379954</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:56:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sitting by the open window reading - cool breeze, light rain - watching mangy apartment complex cat roam around the parking lot...</title><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35222512</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35222512</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:06:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Recommend: Amy’s Organic Tomato Bisque</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1Lzj62Tbl94botfajeCMQqka_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Recommend: Amy’s Organic Tomato Bisque</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35160416</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35160416</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 18:32:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This could be a problem.</title><description>&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://projects.ajc.com/gallery/view/business/chickfilamenu/#homepage_tab_newstab#homepage_tab_newstab#homepage_tab_newstab"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chick-fil-A revamps its menu&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; — AJC.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“The new Chick-n-Strips will be 50 percent larger than current strips, with a reformulated flavor and a new smoky mustard Chick-fil-A dipping sauce.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Reformulated flavor?!&lt;/strong&gt; </description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35077586</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/35077586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:14:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I wonder which is the most fun…the vault, the bars or the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1Lzj62Tbl8ygyfgyd7ohLsdB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I wonder which is the most fun…the vault, the bars or the tramp?</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34697329</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34697329</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 16:13:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1Lzj62Tbl8wnapq8FsBKLXBw_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34538009</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34538009</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:35:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Everyday, the Telecomm students get to use thousands of dollars worth of camera and video equipment...."</title><description>“Everyday, the Telecomm students get to use thousands of dollars worth of camera and video equipment. Meanwhile, everyone else in the other majors can’t even be in a computer lab without adult supervision.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;A very true observation by the senior orators at Grady Convocation (From “Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Great to be a Grady Grad”)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34269663</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34269663</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:53:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Duggars are at it again. Baby #18 will join Josh, Jana,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1Lzj62Tbl8sijsliGZSMHEH4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.duggarfamily.com"&gt;Duggars&lt;/a&gt; are at it again. Baby #18 will join Josh, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah and Jennifer in January (how appropriate).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids;_ylt=AiK5AtfeBUr8rA36Qe296Pas0NUE"&gt;Happy Mother’s Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child&lt;/a&gt; — Yahoo!News</description><link>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34243691</link><guid>http://whitneyturner.tumblr.com/post/34243691</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:11:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
